Riverside Campus attacked by aliens

OK, you can relax, we're not being attacked by scrawny lime green men with eyeballs punctuated randomly across their faces. I'm talking about alien vegetation! The grass on the 'sports field' is so long crop circles won't look out of place. It also seems that the grass is always greener on the other side - literally! Ok, maybe someone ain't abiding by the water restrictions. But come on Riverside lets get our act together and show visitors that the grass is greener on our side. Let's get mowing.

UPDATE: The smell of freshly cut grass wafts across the Athlone plain. Houston... the lawn has been cut.... Over and out.